The reasons they are laughing is because they are winning

The Scottish Colonial Tories, the Branch office of Colonial Labour, and even the Scottish Fiberal Democrats are laughing because Better Together has finally won – not because of the arguments for the union, not for the strength of our bonds with our colonial masters, no because they can see that the SNP is a few months, a year at best, from imploding.

The simple fact is the union has won for the medium to the long term and all because of Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP. Why are so many coming out for Humza Yousaf as the next leader, is it his intelligence, his fighting spirit, his charisma, his political nuance, and skill, is it the fear he puts into the hearts of unionists. No, it is because they know they have a limited time now to grab as much of the bought and sold gold they can before many are out on their arse.

There will be a general election next year, probably near the end but next year, the Tories will try to use the sham of  the coronation and the lingering fear of non white foreigners and will go for it, that will result in at least a quarter of the SNP MPs probably losing their seats if the polls are accurate. It is grab as much as you can while you still can and Humza the Useless is their best hope of that lasting just a little longer.

Douglas Ross is a match for Humza Yousaf, think about that for a minute. Anus Sarwar is intellectually more aware than Humza Yousaf, think about that, Alex Cole Humiliation will even fancy his chances, Patrick Harvie might even try to be a hard man. I never thought I would see the demise of the SNP, but there you go.