Bits and Pieces – Monday 28th February 2022

Bloody Hell this could be the right –  The up and coming Aberdeen YES Conference could be an advertisement for the right wing of the Conservative Party, and the inept of the yes movement when you look at the list of speakers. You have the woke God himself Alyn ‘ seat at any costs and anywhere’ Smith MSP, Kirsty’ transgender warrior’ Blackman MP, Stewart’ MI6′ McDonald MP, Rhianon Spear of the woke lobby, to Mike ‘still waiting on that plan; Russell and Marcus Carslaw lol what could go wrong.

This conference of course is inclusive so you can see that Alba, ISP, new media and AUOB have all been invited to take part to further Scotland’s cause, nope. This is what it has all come down to now, the new Labour version of the independence movement.

Nothing like a good Nuclear War –

You can always trust the right wing media in the UK to play down the severity of conflict throughout the world. Apparently the Guardian have fallen into line with this impending Nuclear War as well.

Maybe the SNP will instigate training in all of our schools from today, so as I am a caring soul here is the official UK Government Nuclear War advice, just in case like ken –

“This is the Wartime Broadcasting Service. This country has been attacked with nuclear weapons.” “Communications have been severely disrupted, and the number of casualties and the extent of the damage are not yet known.

“We shall bring you further information as soon as possible. Meanwhile, stay tuned to this wavelength, stay calm and stay in your own house.

“Remember there is nothing to be gained by trying to get away. By leaving your homes you could be exposing yourself to greater danger.

“If you leave, you may find yourself without food, without water, without accommodation and without protection.

It’s a bit longer than what I have posted and a bit more gloomier, and given I am so kind and think of you all daily you could also use this warning for the impending cost of living crisis. Seriously we have the shittiest media in the known world honestly. Don’t say I do not think of you all. Maybe Stewart McDonald can request the training be carried out before the start of the Aberdeen Independence Conference by someone from MI6.

Parody or is it? –  You never know anymore with Nikola, we might get a daily broadcast at 12noon. This would be the perfect time to announce bridge tolls, a third devolution option on a referendum ballot paper, that GRA was passed at 2am in the morning via a zoom session, a Government of National Unity has been formed with Anus Sarwar and Wokey Cole- Hamilton and that Patrick Harvie has been put in charge of all energy policy and will move to an office in Westminster to save money on sending mail by pigeon.


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11 Responses to Bits and Pieces – Monday 28th February 2022

  1. Stuart MacKay says:

    OK Bruce, that’s enough. Woke Tories I can handle; Armageddon not so much but it’s just the Cold War rekindled; however the threat of Daily Briefings from Big Sister is simply too much.

  2. ObairPheallaidh says:

    The AIM are obviously an SNP leadership front. Run by people benefitting financially out of the SNP being the sitting government. Right-wing, middle class and believing in nothing other than their own sense of entitlement. The only people they would hold to account is the general population for its ‘behaviour’.

    • Obair

      Yeah, independence doesn’t pay the bills but devolution does and that is so sad and just a betrayal of the movement and the SNP membership. I don’t think we will be having a vote or see independence in my lifetime unless there is serious change at the top of the SNP starting with Sturgeon who I view as poison now to be honest. Her constant goes at AS are disgusting and show exactly what she is like, horrible woman.

      Thanks for commenting.

  3. duncanio says:

    It’s time to bury bad news ….

  4. panda paws says:

    That Aberdeen conference sounds like an AIM event. Otherwise know as Zoomers are Us and not because they are using the Zoom app! I’d say it was less like the Tories and more like the Wokers’ Revolutionary party. And no I didn’t mean to type Workers…

    • PP

      I certainly would not want to pay to listen to the likes of MI6 McDonald that is for sure, when you see the list it really demonstrates the hollowing out of the SNP since AS left to a poor mans version of old Scottish Labour. I have no hope in any of them and don’t expect to see a vote or independence in my lifetime now. I do hope to see the fall of Sturgeon, she has been poison for years and is a horrible woman, would love to see her fall.

      Thanks for commenting.

  5. ngataki5 says:

    In attendance at the Aberdeen Yes farce, apart from the stalwart independence fighters you mentioned, you missed out that giant amongst bloggers, Bella Small. Paypal Paul doesn’t seem to have been invited, maybe he was asking for too much.

    • NG

      I couldn’t be bothered mentioning the bloggers as it’s pretty a devolution protect my salary conference with the SNP right wing of the party, thank the Lord I’m not signed up for that.

      Thanks for commenting.

  6. twathater says:

    OMG surely you joke not MORE daily briefings from the sparrows arse mooth , FFS aw that wobbly heid stuff and fake concern fae the heid mammy or should that be the heid case , and aw the sycophants and apologists will be dyin fur a selfie wi Elsie , c’mon Gordon Dangerfield and Mark Hirst destroy these numties

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