Beard picker David Mundell , The Secretary General of Scotland, and Tory Cabinet tea boy, needs to make up his f mind and put us all out of our misery. On Sunday 14th of October we heard the good news that
Scotland woke up to this story and the bacon rolls were on overtime. People were happy, smiling, Scotland was finding some peace from having to put up with this mans incompetent representation.
Then we heard on Tuesday
when most of were moaning about it only being Tuesday and we were at work but still glowing in the opportunity of the Governor General, and maybe even Tankstraddler herself going, the f BBC reported it was all rubbish and the nations happy rating plunged by 20 points in 2 seconds. Shit, it was all a cunning plan to really piss us all off. In fact it was even worse as the Torier in Dundee reported that
Not only was the Governor going to stay, he was going to fight us to the death to defend universal credit, zero hours contracts, goose stepping over our parliament, the continued growth in food banks and the Windsor’s , he would do this to his very last breath. Mundell has declared war on Scotland. But don’t run, don’t hide, don’t plan your 50 + funeral plan with a free m and s voucher, the fishermen have had a word and today
Mundell may still quit, so while the man doesn’t seem to know what he is doing there is light at the end of the tunnel, people there is hope, or is this just taking the piss to ruin our weekend when beard picker announces tomorrow what he overheard in the kitchen at Downing Street, Mayhem has a cunning plan and it will all be ok in London, he will still get to make the tea, he’s staying.