Harry Windsor, otherwise known as Prince Harry Windsor to the sycophants, has implied that none of the Windsors want to be King or Queen of the UK.
Harry revealed this great royal secret in an interview in America that has left royal watchers (the hangers-on) confused, and maybe a little sad. Maybe the diarrhoea was flowing big time as well.
According to the media the 32-year-old made the surprise statement while discussing the duties of young royals and the monarchy’s public image, which the popular Prince has played a key role in rehabilitating.
“Is there any one of the royal family who wants to be king or queen? I don’t think so, but we’ll carry out our duties at the right time.”
Just when I thought that we might actually be getting rid of the biggest benefits recipients in the UK, and there are a lot of them:
Harry goes on and spoils my day by telling me that “We are involved in modernising the British Monarchy. We are not doing this for ourselves, but for the greater good of the people,” he told Newsweek.
That’s a relief, all that beyond first class living, the hardships of jetting around the world playing polo, the best of everything the UK tax payer can afford to provide is not for them but for us, to make us better people and to feel good about ourselves, the hardships they must face on our behalf.
Where the f do these people get off, this fairy tale nonsense has got to end. I’m not asking for a lot, just that my children, my family and the rest of us get to live in a democracy.