Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, Tory Government , Brexit, Queens Tory Speech, Kezia Dugdale , Willie Rennie, Ruth Davidson and Murdo Fraser it turns out the end is nigh.
There is a chance, a slim chance as it turns out, that the Planet Earth could, and will, get hit by an asteroid which will cause an extinction level event, like the one that killed the dinosaurs. Dr Joseph Nuth, a researcher at Nasa’s Goddard Space Flight Centre in Maryland said: ‘The biggest problem, basically, is there’s not a hell of a lot we can do about it at the moment.’ The questions though are, does this explain why the Tory Manifesto has disappeared from their website? and will an asteroid go straight through given the world is flat according to the DUP?
This would also be a good day to bury bad news, we might not be here tomorrow, this is the time for the Tories to announce more cuts, high inflation, hard so called Brexit, no indy2. Shit they already did that, oh well it was fun while it lasted.