A Plank of Wood

Jeremy Corbyn, Leader of the British Labour and Yoonionist Party, came north to meet the dirty unwashed.

Jeremy was visiting Dunfermline, as Labour Leaders seem to always want to do, and spouted the now familiar Tory line of the SNP getting on with the day job. Jeremy went as far as saying that the SNP had failed in all aspects of government in Scotland.

Jeremy, who took no questions as many yoonionist politicians seem to do now also, went on to really talk a lot of crap as he does these days when it comes to Scotland.

“Many Scots rightly expect the Scottish parliament to protect them from the vicious Tories. It is a disgrace that the SNP have not fought for these people and against poverty and inequality in the same way they have fought for independence,” said Corbyn.

“The truth is that the Tories and SNP are obsessed with fighting against Brussels and Westminster and winning back political power but neither of them want to take economic power back from multi-nationals and big business.”

If it wasn’t so sad you would laugh, is this the depths that Labour has fallen to! I had a smidgen of hope when Corbyn won the leadership of the Labour Party, but he is just another ignorant politician from London visiting the dirty north.

Apparently Jeremy was adamant that:

“There will be no deals with the SNP or anyone else,” said Corbyn. “Why vote for a poor imitation that has overseen an increase in child poverty and the biggest increase since devolution of those people classified as poor despite being at work, when you can have the real thing in the progressive Labour party?

If anyone falls for this shit then they really are a bit thick, just other planks of wood, but either way, how much longer do we have to put up with these people coming north and talking us down, talking to us like we are something they stepped in, and not even being willing to answer questions, like Theresa Mayhem, Corbyn doesn’t take challenge, and especially not from the plebs.

What a plank.



  1. East Neuker

    I was willing to give hm some credit at the start, but this is really shit. Let’s hope that he has annoyed a lot of Scottish voters as much as he has annoyed me. His denigration of the Scottish government is ill informed and vindictive. He is the one who is failing to oppose the Tories, and should be excoriated for that.
    I have actually come round to really detesting the London centric prick.

    • Anonymous

      East Neuker

      I had hope for him too but over the last two years his hypocrisy over Scotland shows him for what he really is, just another or no rant britnat . I actually feel sorry, ever so slightly, for any proper Labour people left in that horrid party . They are serial abstainers who have let everyone down, I hope they get wiped out I really do.

      Thanks for commenting.


  2. TheStrach

    Same here. He hasn’t a clue. No wonder the Tories are going to increase their majority down south despite their shameful record.

    • Anonymous


      What a sad state of affairs when people on the left are voting Tory, thank the Lord we have an alternative to vote for. It is now a straight fight between yes and no, Labour just don’t matter anymore and Corbyn is just yet another elitist London political plank.

      Thanks for commenting.

  3. Lanark

    I was someone else who had a lot of time for Corbyn but not any more. He might be red, but he’s white and blue as well. Maybe if the Yes movement were shooting or blowing people up he would have more time for us.

    • Anonymous


      Yeah I know, I just get yoons at all. They just have to talk Scotland down at every opportunity. It really is sad.

      Thanks for commenting.


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